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Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird Hat
$40.00 CAD
It’s a loon. But don’t tell Ilya that.
One second, you’re a Boston power forward. Next, you’re clutching a canoe paddle like a weapon because a haunting scream echoed across the lake at dusk.
This black dad hat with bold white stitching immortalizes one of Heated Rivalry’s most iconic lines — and Ilya Rozanov’s most unintentionally hilarious moment.
Perfect for fans who love a good jump scare, a good slow burn, and a man who can survive a playoff brawl but not a loon call.
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